shamitomita:

I can be your angel or your devil

(via thebootydiaries)

Nov. 9 2019
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justyouraveragehufflepuff:

Things to bring back in books:

  • Chapter titles
  • Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

(via kazbreekkerr)

Nov. 9 2019
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thebootydiaries:

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

Nov. 9 2019
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0ffwhite:

Yea sex is fun but have u ever been happy for a week straight? Nah me either who tryna fuck

(via never-new)

Oct. 22 2019
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swarnpert:

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

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Jul. 16 2019
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Jul. 16 2019
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tapdancers:

babemagneto:

randyliedtke:

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

but why

is this the softcore version of fuck the police

(via alec-isnt-your-bitch)

Jul. 16 2019
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lilmissvirgo:

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

(via thebootydiaries)

Jul. 16 2019
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joewright:

Royal Wedding (1951) dir. Stanley Donen
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) dir. Stanley Kubrick
High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008) dir. Kenny Ortega
Inception (2010) dir. Christopher Nolan
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) dir. J.J. Abrams

Jul. 9 2019
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last:

ig: dihenri

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Jun. 5 2019
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tacogrande:

teens: riverdale is so bad omg

23+ adults, grabbing their drinks and tuning in every wednesday:

image

(via thenomadd)

May. 25 2019
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May. 25 2019
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rickolette:

8bitstickmod:

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

image

Someone in ten years won’t be able to explain this post to fucking anyone

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May. 25 2019
222,433 notes

Q

Anonymous asked:

I liked this blog better when it wasn’t spammed with anti-trump rhetoric.

A

theishvalanalchemist:

:

Fuck Donald.
Fuck everyone who voted for him.
Fuck everyone who still supports him.
Fuck everyone who sees literal Nazi rallies and propaganda, and yet turns a blind eye in any way shape or form.
I hope the door hits you on the way out.

Reblog to purge your blog of nazis, nazi sympathizers, and white moderates

May. 25 2019
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May. 25 2019
Via cutthatcity
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